I watch this disturbing video every easter
The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
the scariest thing about driving is that you’re relying on everyone next to you not to fuck up whatsover
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
Why did Barbie never get pregnant?"
“Because Ken came in another box.
Fuck pretty mermaids let’s talk about scary cannibal mermaids that drag people to the bottom of the ocean to feast on their flesh
i thought those were the pretty mermaids
Doug Jones (ex contortionist, now actor) is on the castlist for the film ‘Crimson Peak' out in 2015 (with Tom Hiddleston, Jim Beaver in it etc.), and his part on IMDb currently has no name..guys, that can only mean one thing-
KICK ASS CREEPY CREATURE TIME.
I mean, this guy is the Johnny Depp of mythical creatures, he’s been in everything and is rarely appreciated
He’s great! What film is he in with that photo of him in a top hat? I don’t recognize it
This is the coolest thing to me I mean WHAT is Doug going to be playing in Crimson Peak, man????
#this fucker says maybe 5 or 6 lines the whole film and yet everyone is thirsty as Heck for him #no wonder HYDRA keeps him in the freezer #’cause when they let him out he burns down entire cities with the force of his Sad Trash Hobo gaze
I just can’t look at his gloomy lil face without wanting to pinch his lil chubby bunny cheeks.
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that