Spooky Bites

I'm just some random girl who likes a lot of nerdy and artistic things. Expect the unexpected.

anemia:

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

:(

Unknown (via chorall)

(Source: nuclearharvest, via namiren)

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

shorbonaash:

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

preach girl

(via txlover)

deathnoteforcutie:

the scariest thing about driving is that you’re relying on everyone next to you not to fuck up whatsover

(via ofspaceandcolour)

obscuruslupa:

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via byn-there-done-that)

Ebonheart (via esochat)

Why did Barbie never get pregnant?"
“Because Ken came in another box.

123ery:

spectredeflector:

Fuck pretty mermaids let’s talk about scary cannibal mermaids that drag people to the bottom of the ocean to feast on their flesh

i thought those were the pretty mermaids

(via voidmoth)

meanie-face:

sp00kyb00ty:

hisnameisbilbo:

HEADS UP:

Doug Jones (ex contortionist, now actor) is on the castlist for the film ‘Crimson Peak' out in 2015 (with Tom Hiddleston, Jim Beaver in it etc.), and his part on IMDb currently has no name..guys, that can only mean one thing-

KICK ASS CREEPY CREATURE TIME.

I mean, this guy is the Johnny Depp of mythical creatures, he’s been in everything and is rarely appreciated

He’s great! What film is he in with that photo of him in a top hat? I don’t recognize it

This is the coolest thing to me I mean WHAT is Doug going to be playing in Crimson Peak, man????

(via carmelomon)

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

(via dontbeanassbutt)

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

image

WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

(via dehearmont)

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